Child not included…

In life, there are questions we need answered:

What is the meaning of life?

Is there a God?

Why is the sky blue?

Where do ducks go in the winter?

What happens if you stick a peanut up your nose?

One question I do not need answered is this: Do I get a complimentary child if I buy a bed from your store?

For those of you with screens too small to see the print, it says: queen size bed. bedding and child not included.